A Conversation Between Two Girls.
February 2, 2014
Politicraticus!
October 3, 2013
Review of the new, vital, and fake philosophy text, Politicraticus.
*****
In this highly ambitious new work, the author addresses a wide variety of ethical questions, including that of coding your advisor’s data for them, batch drip vs. slow drip coffee, cake-walk “winner statistics” and the suspicious likelihood of the smallest cake-walker always winning the damn cake, what to do when you DIY the exact same quirky towel-skirt as another girl, the occasional necessity of Tyranicide in the 21st century, and “the media.”
Though occasionally muddled and rambling, Politicraticus contains surprisingly acute insight into topics such as lèse-majesté, staying home fake-sick, and How to Start a Cult in Your Very Own Precinct.
Politicraticus is extremely concise, considering the density of its insight and broadness of its scope. Sweeping.
Politicraticus provides vital warnings about the horrors of modern art, as well as modern snacks.
Politicraticus: Dignified. Fervent. Dangerous.
One complaint: Politicraticus contains a weird case-study of the author’s two year period of beginner piano lessons despite already knowing how to play the piano at an expert level. It is not clear what the purpose of this experiment was but the author asserts it “should be a sitcom” (pg. 1012) and is willing to sell the rights for nothing less than $10,000,000 + royalties (pg. 1026).
Speaking of royalty, Politicraticus waxes nostalgic for the good-ole days of kings, knights, pretty pretty princesses, and medieval Christian readings of Virgil and Ovid, those which delicately exemplify sinful sexual behavior and were routinely (and rightfully) copied and translated with subjoining moralizing Christian exegesis. I am not sure whether this is a complaint or not.
Death? It’s not really mentioned.
Politicraticus was badly translated into French, German, and Finnish.
Politicraticus is now available in three gorgeous editions: Apollonian Publishing hard cover, cracked stone tablet, and illegal PDF.
I am a well-known philosopher
June 24, 2013
I was sitting in a café in a small mountain town when I was recognized by a young man – a writer – who asked if I would read part of his manuscript, which he happened to have in his hands. I had the time so I obliged. The manuscript turned out to be something like a diary in which he described, from every angle, his obsession with me. I greatly enjoyed it and think it should be published.
Why he mispronounces words.
April 8, 2013
There was something about books that had always felt right. There was no greater ambition, or indeed pleasure, than sitting quietly with endless hours of uninterrupted words arranged meticulously into ideas. Conversation could only clumsily rehash what had already been said by far wiser philosophers. Even the popular writers of the present could do little more than rework the masterpieces in entertaining ways. And what was the point, when a pure version waited patiently in writing?
He had no interest in cultural references, shock-value, or irony. Such were the tools of amateurs. He was annoyed by the avant-garde which struck him as a desperate plea for attention. Even worse were conformists imitating trends. Or the aloof cult of irony, terrified of admitting passion lest they seem excitable (read: uncool). Why could no one make a true and honest statement anymore?
Sometimes in conversation, he’d mispronounce words. “Behemoth.” “Isochronous.” This was because he had only seen the words, never heard them spoken aloud. This was embarrassing for him and he blamed his embarrassment on others; if people weren’t so foolish he wouldn’t have to do more reading than speaking. People would never give him what he wanted. They’d never teach him anything. And what was the point, when the purest teachers waited patiently in literature?
I am a butterfly collector
January 7, 2013
She is telling a story: I got a letter that accuses me of the above, as though this is a bad thing. I think the letter-writer means that one should not be building some sort of butterfly anthology – gathering and examining and taking measurements – but should invest deeply in one prime specimen. Still, it seems illogical to focus solely on one when a storm of chaos could blow in at any moment and turn all my butterflies to greyhounds or hub caps or black holes. Or maybe that’s no excuse.